A concerning new viral outbreak, referred to as "ICP-Nile," has emerged in Michigan and Ohio, following the recent "Gathering of the Juggalos" event. Health officials are on alert as reports indicate that mosquitoes at the event may have ingested blood from attendees, which contained a mixture of substances, including "boofing" compounds and Faygo soda. These mosquitoes are now believed to be transmitting the virus to the wider population. Symptoms of ICP-Nile include sudden outbursts of shouting "Whoop Whoop," skin discoloration resembling black-and-white face paint, an intense craving for Faygo, and a growing obsession with the Insane Clown Posse’s character, The Great Milenko. Authorities advise anyone experiencing these symptoms to seek medical attention promptly and consult their healthcare provider if ICP-Nile is suspected.
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