On April 25, 2023, during a fishing excursion in Muscamoot Bay on Lake St. Clair, a fisherman reeled in an extraordinary catch: a white perch weighing 2 pounds, 5.92 ounces, and stretching 16.25 inches long. This peculiar fish, promptly dubbed "Jobbie," stood out from the rest. Jobbie not only sported a THC vape pen lodged in its side and a Trump keychain dangling from its tail but also wore Mardi Gras beads, adding to its eccentricity. The fisherman speculated that Jobbie likely acquired its unique accessories during the 2023 Jobbie Nooner event. Detecting a distinct aroma of Cotton Candy Vape, the fisherman quipped, "This is the first fish I caught that bummed a smoke off me and two dollars for the bus." Jobbie's unusual appearance and captivating story have swiftly become the highlight of the fishing season.
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