New Breed of LGBTQ Fish Flies Takes Over St. Clair Shores

St. Clair Shores, Michigan, is experiencing an unprecedented ecological phenomenon: a vibrant new breed of Fish Flies has migrated from San Francisco, capturing local attention with their striking rainbow-colored wings and unique aerial dances. This species, scientifically identified as Ephemera prismanesca, is believed to have evolved in the diverse ecosystems of the Bay Area, where environmental factors and genetic variations contributed to their distinctive appearance. According to entomologist Dr. Jane Calloway of the University of Michigan, these Fish Flies exhibit no aggressive behavior and pose no threat to humans. “There’s absolutely no evidence that contact with E. prismanesca can influence human behavior or sexual orientation,” assures Dr. Calloway. The new species has been a subject of fascination and delight for local residents, who have taken to social media to share sightings and celebrate the Fish Flies' colorful presence. As scientists continue to study this unique migration event, the rainbow Fish Flies have become a symbol of natural diversity and resilience.